WINNING CAPTION:  So I flick this switch on the back of the head and his eyes go left and right!
 

If you hold that open another minute, he’ll fold up totally flat!

Now I know...deep heat shouldn’t be used everywhere!

1017’2 Paula Radcliffe moment did not go unnoticed by the Authorities

Quick, ready with the other bottle...just filled this one!

I am sure he has two when he started!

Miles has his first tequila slammer in celebration of winning the race

These lycra shorts are tight!!

Miles provides a urine sample, rather surprisingly the St Johns Ambulance lady is trying to assist him at the time

I ran over this bollard and the next thing I knew, something was missing!

Hi, I’ve come for your urine sample

Honest officer, it wasn’t in there when I started!

Apparently you blow on the red toggle to inflate!

It was there when I started!

It was even worse when I ran in Antarctica!

Yes, he’s been doing Elvis impressions all afternoon!

Tell the PC you didn’t just put anything down your shorts!

Quick, give me that other bottle, my urine sample in this one is overflowing!

You don’t have to work it like that, I only asked for a urine sample!

No, I think you’ve only got head lice!

He says it’s in there somewhere!

Saturday Night Fever revisited!

I’ve told you before Munday, my ‘arse’ is off limits!

Staying alive...just!

The winners of the club’s three legged race come up to collect their prize

Yep...it’s that big!

Where’s your white suit Mr Travolta?!

Hurry up, this chain mail weighs a ton!

Watch out...my knickers went that way!

Barman! Get my coat...I think I’ve pulled!

It’s just another manic Munday!

Come dancing competitor about to break his leg falling off the dance floor!

Is this the President of Vice?

There’s only one Windle valley!

Stretch, stretch...it’s important to stretch!

Pam loved her weekly Cougar evenings!

Ok, ok I believe you, you are staying alive!

John Travolta has nothing on us!

Tinkerbell sweeps Wendy off her feet

Ok, you can let go now!

No, I won’t lead you round, I know you’re not really blind

You’re supposed to let go of the baton..I am not pulling you to the finish line

Just because we’ve ‘come out’, doesn’t mean we have to hold hands the whole way round

Tie the yellow ribbon round the old oak tree!

Tag me in!

Thanks for the stash Wendy!

Hang on, what have I got hold of?!

Number four disqualified due to wearing ‘hover’ shoes

Ow...that’s my finger you’re pulling!

Transplants deliveries have improved considerably since Bob had a black beard!

Bob and Wendy speed dating

I wish I’d worn my wind resistant top

Beauty beats the beast!

I wish I had moobs like that!

I wish I hadn’t had that curry last night!

Shrek V...revenge of the lunchbox

I want the web address for those shorts and hairband!

Bloody hell...have you dropped one!

This head growing out of my shoulders is slowing me down!

Someone had just told Chris the sandwiches were running out

Age before beauty

No mate, I let her win didn’t I?!

Nice arse luv!

Bloody women runners!

Err...who are you?!

Is that a baton in your shorts or are you just pleased to see me?!

Next time, I’ll wear that jock strap!

Being passed by a southern woman, I’m going back up north!

Can you run a bit faster Chris!